Oh, my book that got stolen! I still have it. Yes, my copy of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, my childhood copy. I had an aunt and uncle in Scotland. And they sometimes sent us books. I loved British books, I just loved seeing that they were printed differently, they smell a little bit different. And sometimes on their bindings, if you look at the spine of the book, the title goes from vertical, shifts to the right, sometimes their titles shift to the left. And that's the kind of little detail that I noticed from these British books that my relatives sent me. And I loved, loved, loved The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe that they sent me and I brought it to school with me one day in elementary school. And there was a girl in my class who stole things. I actually didn't notice that she had stolen my book. So many kids complained about her that the teacher actually that day decided to send her out of the room on an errand and looked through her desk and pulled out things. This was maybe not the best way of conducting things. It must have really humiliated the girl. But when she was back in the room, she went through her desk, and she picked up things like, here's a necklace, here's a ring, Who does this belong to? And the kids would say, that's mine. I'm lost that, that's mine. And then she pulled out The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe. And I said, Hey, that's my book. And for some reason, the teacher decided not to be convinced of that in the same way she was of the jewelry. And she said, Well, she could have a copy of the book. And the girl said, Yeah, I do. And I said, Well, where did you get it? Because I knew that book so well, knew every detail about that book. I'd read it so many times, I'd studied the illustration on the cover, the back cover, how the price was written in pounds, which I thought was kind of cool. And she said, I got it in -- you know, she named a bookstore in Towson near where I went to school. And I was a very shy kid, but not when it came to my book. And I said, No, you didn't! Look at the back. And the teacher looked at the back and said, What about the back? and I said Look at the bottom, and at the very bottom, it says in tiny letters, "for copyright reasons this edition not for sale in the USA." The teacher saw that, she handed me back my book, and I've had it ever since.