the earth incarnation, round one of the video game, ding, ding, next level, bloop, power up. Everything is coming up bananas. Ding, ding, ding, don't forget to eat, folks, your body is a vessel an ultra prenda, the vehicle for navigating this dimension. Remember rule number one of incarnation, don't forget to breathe in and out. Rule number one of incarnation, don't forget, no matter what, the only thing you have to remember in this incarnation when you choose to assume this human form, step right up. Contestants, star being serious. 23 light workers activated for service. Step bread, next stop Earth. The only rule you have to remember in this incarnation is, anyone have a guess? I know. I know. Okay, go ahead. Do Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner. Step It Up Next stop or say, what is the lucky winner? Won a body, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, a body. Yes, that's right, a first run body, brand new, shiny, never before been used, asterisk, disclaimer, soul might be a little bit worn, soul may be previously purchased, soul may be slightly worn, soul may be pre owned, all right round, remember when you get this vessel to Earth? The way to navigate around this level of the game is remember to eat, remember to sleep, remember to touch grass, remember to move your body. Remember to talk to other humans. Remember to get the balance of hot and cold. Remember sometimes pain means stop. Sometimes things feel good mean keep going, and sometimes they mean stop too. Sometimes things that hurt feel good keep going. Sometimes that means, holy shit, abort mission. I know it's all really confusing. It's all really hard to figure out. But don't worry, you're gonna have guides along the way to help you. Who are some of those contestants. Let's meet them. We've got Ramdas, we've got Ganesha, we've got aranand Hari, the gender bending Hindu deity. Speaking of gender benders, the original alchemical master, Hermes trice magistus, come on down. The guy so nice. They named him thrice. Hermes. What do you have to say to our contestants? Um, I mean, really, choosing the right outfit is very important for navigating this dimension, so make sure you choose your body carefully, and once you have it, darling, please. You must make sure to keep that shit in order. Okay? You only get one. No? No returns. So if you need something, remember the alchemical formula, ground in the earth. Don't overdo it on any of the metals. Find the balance across the center. Keep coming back to your queer heart, honey. And don't forget the