Can you imagine President Nixon putting John Connelly in charge of keeping prices down. Putting a Texan in charge of low prices is like asking Evil Knievel to park your car.
Food prices are so high it's cheaper to eat money.
These days the answer to who made the salad is the Bank of America.
Prices have gone up so much there's a supermarket near us that rents meat
Families that used to feed the dog the leftovers are now fighting him for Alpo.
Restaurants are substituting cheaper cuts of meat. The other night I ordered a steak and I got the part of the bull the Matador never sees.
