I guess that was the 70s 60s version. I don't want you get it for you, Joe, good for you standing your ground. Alright, so tell me what you've got today. Okay, so I don't know if you remember you. I don't know. I think we had this conversation long time ago. But when I was taking literature in high school, the Canterbury Tales scarred me for a really long time. And I remember sitting in class thinking how the hell are they teaching this to me? So when we start doing twisted lead, I was looking through Shakespeare because well, I'll do some Shakespeare stuff too, because he's he's, there's so many dirty things in his play, but the Canterbury tale so I'll go ahead and kind of tell this is the cliff note version. So in a so this was April and the beginning of spring, people are varying social classes came from all over England, together at the tavern in preparation for a pilgrimage to Canterbury, to receive the blessings of St. Thomas abeka. tosser himself. Chaucer wrote Canterbury Tales, is one of the pilgrims that evening, the host of the tablet in suggests that each member of the group tell tales on the way to and from Canterbury. In order to make the time pass pleasantly. The person who tells the best story will be awarded an elegant dinner and at the end of the trip, at the end of the trip, the host decides to accompany the party on his pilgrimage and appoints himself as the judge of the best tale. So this is how this all gets started. Okay, you know, they're drinking, they're all drunk during the whole the whole thing. So they go through and they they they tell their stories, and the night tells his story. Then after the night story, the host calls upon a monk to tell the story that will rival the Knight's Tale for nobility of purpose. But the Miller, who was very drunk, announces that he will tell a story about a carpenter. And nobody really wanted to do that. But he did anyway because he was he was drunken up noxious, and you know, what parties need to go ahead and start john, an old very jealous carpenter, who is married to an 18 year old girl named Alison rents a room to a young astrology student named Nicholas, it already sounds like it's doomed. Who can supposedly forecast the likelihood of rain showers or drought so Nikolas falls in love with Alison and one day grasped her around the groins and cries love me all at once or I shall die. But the real word they use is spell. Wait, what? Yeah, the real The, the word they use is qu e y and t and it's pronounced quaint, which could be tainted and something else combined. I don't. I don't know. Okay, interesting. So she's being grabbed and at first she resists but the clerk soon overcomes her resistance. And then they conceive a plan. Well, they will play a trick on the husband and so an older man who is married to a younger woman who's cheating is a cuckold. a cuckold right it's got okay you see you see so that's they use that all to this. Allison has another admire Absalon in a feminine instant swinger at the church. He's dainty and fastidious. Absalon is in fact, so fastidious that he cannot tolerate who people who expel gas in public. Yeah, this is this is Yeah. Although epsilon demonstrates his feelings for Allison by serenading her outside her bedroom window. She finds him a nuisance and interested in only Nicklaus who conceives an elaborate plan to get john out of the house. So john is the Miller epsilon is the other lover. Nicholas is the one. Yeah, Nicholas convinces john that the town is soon to be visited with a flood like the one that visited Noah in the Bible. So john has to build unfastened three, but like tubs to the rafters and store them with provisions, then you would think john would look into this a little bit, but since Nicholas was an astrologer, and kind of could see the future he listened. Okay, hook, line and sinker. Yeah, john follows Nicholas's instructions and the evening before the predicted flood all three, john carpenter, Allison John's wife and Nicholas Allison's parramore climb into the boats. When the carpenter sleeps. Allison and Nicholas quickly descend to Allison's bed where they spend the night making love like nobody's gonna know that. Later that night epsilon discovering the Millers absence goes to Allison's window. denied access to her room, he begs for one kiss, afraid that the bothersome Clerk will arouse her neighbors. Alice agrees to kiss him, but instead of her mouth, she extends her rear out the window. The facilities Absalon kissed her naked arse most sever Asli save now I read another version where he figured it was her bottom because of the pubic hair like oh my god.