Care of Magical Shippers Podcast Episode 14 - Spooch: More than just a Smooch!

2:19AM Oct 24, 2021

Speakers:

Melanie (PuffCast)

Juliana (PuffCast)

Keywords:

sprout

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hooch

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hufflepuff

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lingerie

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back to Care of Magical Shippers Podcast mags.

I'm Nathan. This is a Harry Potter ship call to podcast

yes and this week we are so excited we are doing an episode with the lovely ladies from puff cast

we were just we were all just talking before starting to record trying to figure out some fun ship funds for us to use and so far they're doing better than we are.

The best I had was land Ahoy.

jumping in a dinghy and

hopefully you to deploy the life fast

hopefully not know

nothing

it's smooth sailing today that's

perfect. Okay so if you guys wanted to

is me Giuliana from podcast and meet me main mate Mel

he's me Melanie.

We switch back and forth between being captain and first mate because you know, you know you got to keep the roles equal everyone's got to share a piece Levi. Yeah. But we we are we are hailing from puff gas. Which is a we've tagged it as your Harry Potter happy place which is a Harry Potter podcast run by to hufflepuffs. That is for everyone. And we just love friendship and celebrating the wizarding world and chatting with people like yourselves about everything Harry Potter,

which is great because I'm a Slytherin and Nathan's ravenclaws. So we're glad that you let us join you.

Did you expect anything else from the hopper pass? We want everyone

everyone is welcome at all times. Even in the middle of the night and if it's just a cookie emergency that you're hungry

Oh yeah,

we are ready for you.

Oh, that's so nice. Cookie burdens. He's a very intense you never know. No one's gonna hate you.

Exactly. I was gonna say not only is that super wholesome, but also it's anticipating a deep need in my soul that up. until this moment, I didn't realize that I needed Yes, thank you for welcoming me.

So good.

Yes, we've been we've been doing our podcast for like a little, like a year and a half now what? No. But we're so excited to be here with you guys and discuss one of our favorite shifts and my favorite ship. Yes. Which is one that I have stand since like, I don't know forever. But that is spooge, which is sprout and hooch together as a couple in our universe, they are married in this current timeline. But I love both of them so much.

So, so good.

I mean, obviously, sprout. She is our head of house over here at Hufflepuff. So we love her very dearly already,

so and know what's going on. Oh,

yeah, her wife comes to dinner at the Hufflepuff common room and comes to all of our events and everything like that. Oh,

I see it. I ship it. And

they're just so cute together. I just I don't know. I love them together so much. I think they're so adorable. But I don't know if we want to give the listeners just a quick overview of who each of the characters are just so they can get. Yeah, sure. background information. Absolutely. Um, so who she is the flying Madame Rolando, which I'm sorry, excuse

me? Oh, yes. Yes.

She is the flying structure at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. She learned to fly on her own Silver Arrow broomstick sometime before the Great War, then returned to Hogwarts for a job.

Oh. intriguing. Tell me more.

Yeah. And it says that she acted as the instructor for kids learning to fly and she's also the official referee of the Quidditch games.

Oh, what? Four or five? so busy I know I love that I've my joke about hooch it's like okay, she has to have something else she does. She must have another join. She only teaches first years apparently and two houses in one class so she teaches to class.

That's true. We never thought about that. I

know. So two classes a week is kind of her I guess thing every year and then I guess. Gotta keep the pitch. Good.

Since she's on Ms. sprouts side she's probably helping out with the plants. or unwillingly Yeah, especially

if like sprouts super busy cuz she has obviously all yours level of classes and things so I could totally see hooch like hanging out in all the different greenhouses that she's not in checking on the plants making sure they're happy and oh that's so cute Okay, I'm yeah, I'm all about that that's definitely what's going on.

I was gonna say like we don't know what Hogwarts how she's in now. I don't know how she's feeling her time.

Has it not been always said that she's a Ravenclaw?

I think that's like the Fanon. Yeah, it's like a fan and thing. Oh,

buddy. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know if it's the bird thing.

Wise. Yeah,

yeah, exactly.

Because of the flying and the being bird, like I imagine she's a really good dancer. That's what's going on. And I imagine teachers like dancing. I mean, I know McGonagall did that for the students in the viewable books. But I feel like that could be a sort of a side hustle for his his dancing instruction as well, because it's basically just laying on the ground. Right?

Yeah. So that's a lot of coordination that it requires. So yes, so her

and sprout were definitely tearing up the dance floor at the old wall.

I imagined that which is more of the ballroom style dance, and then sprout comes in and she's like, let's do the twist or something. And she's like, come on. By now dance with you. Right? Is this crazy? dancing? Yes. She's so cute. But yeah, we don't really know anything else about Madame hooge. Except for that. She is the flying instructor. Exactly. Yep. And I'm looking at her wiki page too. And we don't know. Oh, it says her boger is Lord Voldemort. I didn't know that.

Okay, we know that but not her house.

or her wand or her return as she doesn't have a she has the one that we see in the book. But I think right I'd have to look really closely at that pictures. But the first movie as you guys know, like they weren't super crazy about designing the ones that pretty well, like yeah, x. Yep, yep. And she's really only in the first movie like with a wand. I think actually, I don't even know she has a wand in that movie. I don't remember actually. Yeah.

Yes she does Chris in the in the same with Neville when he injures himself she produces one whenever she's like lung bottom get down

from there there's no yeah she like and all the kids go behind her and she pulls the wand and then they all duck out of the way

yeah but I'm sure it's just probably one of those generic like black long ones so she is the we don't even know what kind of wands she has we have no idea where her Patronuses right we don't know her house. Yeah, it says on here nationality is British or Irish maybe

Yeah, I think it was like that what I was doing research for Oliver wood to it was like even though he's obviously has like a, you know, Irish or Scottish accent in the movies. It was just like, maybe Scotland. Maybe like it was just like, like, okay, yes.

Possibly. That's delightfully nonspecific. I feel so informed right now.

Yes, I'm looking at pictures of her to all the pictures that she's wearing robes and she just has a full cowherds crest on them. There's not like a house or anything right? And they're gray so yeah, it's not even saying

that she has that and like no one else does. Like Hagrid just has his big old coat and he's just like, Yeah, do stuff around the grounds or even like head of house like I don't think McGonagall has any like telltale signs of being whatever teacher or whatnot. Yeah, interesting. You know, choices were made. choices were

made

and will be seen mechanical first in the first film. She's wearing that green cloak so show Yeah, it looks more slithering than anything. I mean. But what about what about sprout? What do we know about her?

Oh, well, we definitely know she's a Hufflepuff.

That's news to me.

I hate to break it to you. But for brussel sprouts. I know no one would have ever guessed.

What kostova it's done.

Are we even doing here?

I smashed into Oh boy. But yeah, so sprout is our head of house over at Hubbell pop house. And she's also the head of the herbology department at home school, which was a tree and it says that sometime after her graduation she returned to Hogwarts to teach. And she also helped fight Lord Voldemort in the second Wizarding World War by throwing Hendrix at him hack

Yeah, yeah. The only concern I had with that was like, but what about all the other people that weren't wearing earmuffs?

I was worried about the mandrakes themselves.

That's true that absolutely, I know

they can absolutely take care of themselves I mean, some serious biting strength in those

climbing in and out of each other's pots that they're ready for viewing when we start seeing they get it they're getting into maturity because they're climbing into each other's like

like oh, they're ready for stewing

Oh man, that's adorable. Yes, we know that. It says also that her pagar is Lord Voldemort as well I guess many years people just have lived older as their their their boger we don't know her wad and Mel and I have had a pretty deep discussion about this isn't what we think her one looks like. But do you guys have any like thoughts on what you think her wand would be like?

Well of course. I mean when I think of like obviously the ones we see Be it you know like for wizarding world you know Harry Potter and whatnot like I see the like IV one like her mind he has I kind of picture something similar or a combination of like her myeni and Harry's that's like a little bit more natural wood but then has some like accents of some sort of like plan to be at flowers or leaves or something like that. That's what I would picture for sure.

I think we imagined to be very like earthy and like kind of rustic. In a way. Always dirty. Always. Yeah, it's covered. It's covered in dirt.

Maybe you know just always like baby clean neurons like to at least today don't put it on the counter like seriously I'll do a tutorial on this.

I definitely think the core has to be unicorn her and I and I think as well, it's got to be there has to be some sort of backstory with her one like she knows the bow trickle that picked it out. was living in.

Oh, wow. That would be really cute. That's That's very nice. Yes, but She does we don't really get too much of her in the books. She does survive the end of the world the war just like hooch does and then she her positioning is taken over by nevel in the future when she goes to retire with her wife rolanda

yeah

but I think then out now since we set that stage we can probably get into discussing the relationship between the two of them and I think to start off now maybe we should read our fanfiction Yes,

we have a present for you Oh

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Christmas comes early we bring gifts

gifts gifts gifts to have you guys on the show we've been given the gift of fanfiction

finally we've only been begging

original fanfiction to this was made specifically for you guys episode.

Goodness I feel so I feel so

so this fanfiction was written by our friend Jeff who also goes as drink waffle? I'm sure I know you asked about post him posting it to either a OC or fanfiction? dotnet I'm sure he will. He's more than happy to do those things. So we'll ask him perfect. Just so everyone knows who he is. He wrote us a small little bio for himself. Geoffrey Hinton aka dream coffee has their fingers in many pies. Those pies include hosting social media workers big beastie into the fold and with rocker pedia that end he does our Tick Tock over at podcast oh yes Jeff listen Lewisville with their wife Ashley and for cats kind of a UK Marlene Molly and if you ever see the name dream cough on social media that's probably Jeff and be sure to say

thank you for your fanfic

yeah oh boy.

I'm not going to be you're introducing your intro to your episodes now I want to be really sad you have to put that in please It's so

I love it. Okay, so I guess no and I will read through the fanfiction and the fanfiction is called the way we met a smooch fanfiction.

So, okay, I am I'm reading sprout. And Juliana does the rest. I guess.

I'll be doing the narration and also I will be doing Yolanda hooge Okay,

here we go. Merlin spirit that hurt.

This was the 10th time today that plan almost sprout had fallen off of her broom. It's not like she didn't have a good reason. It had been years since she had written a broom and she was never much of a flier Anyway, she got back up and mounted the berm again. She kicked off from the ground I managed to stay airborne for a few seconds when a voice sounded behind her. Well Well I haven't seen you what you use one of those in a while. Sorry. No idea what accent I was going for.

It's just the way I haven't seen use one of those and

just so you can differentiate between my narration voice in my my character voice. Palumbo fell off her room again and rolled across the pitch a few feet ending out right in front of a familiar pair of boots. She looked up and saw the piercing eyes and slightly smug expression of her rife rolanda

Why would you distract me like that? You know how nervous I get on a broomstick.

I swear, cyber Lada she held on with your feet. You spend all day in those greenhouses dealing with plants and shrubs that shriek and bite and I don't what? You don't know what else without flinching. But once you look at a broomstick, you know,

some people are just flat people

supernova. Here, try gripping the broom a little tighter and this time shift stare straight ahead. You're more likely to lose balances fall off, you look down too much. But no one nodded and grip the broom as tight as she could. She kicked off from the ground and started stared straight ahead.

Oh right.

panola said to her wife,

let's go.

To gave her rolanda gave her a little push. And she took off at a mile pace. But no one was concentrating hard and the space in front of her She really did not want to fall off now that rolanda was watching her rolanda was an expert on broom and flying foam. I had always loved watching her ever since the first day they had met she remember didn't like it was yesterday. It was the class she had always been looking forward to the least of all. Oh, why can't they just oh sorry.

I'm reading Okay. Okay. Of course they met at a flying lesson.

I mean, what else is who's doing like let's be real here. Guys.

Opposite of her myeni literally only signs up for fly.

I have to take potions No.

Crying that's all I ever gonna need.

And she's so good at flying that she just goes on her broom and just sits above Hogwarts like so high that no one else can reach her. She's like he made me go to potions, right? Yes, yeah,

that is also why she couldn't save Neville when he had his phone because she only ever took flying lessons.

Oh, no. waves or wander around like yes, stop.

I know how to use this thing.

Stop it.

It's like Ron whenever he smashes his wand on the dash.

That's how much does it take? Shall we take a

flashback? It was the class you have been looking forward to the least of all

flying. Oh, why couldn't they just let me take double herbology

she thought plants never made her feel self conscious about her body. Plants never told her her shoes were ugly or that her nose is too big. Okay, so the thing geranium had bitten her on the nose once and she was helping her when she was helping her mom in the garden. But that was that was just a misunderstanding. It was no good arguing. Her Hay House told her that first years had to take flying lessons and that she never had set up. Had to set a foot on a broom again if she didn't want to. Everyone has to do things they don't like sometimes purnama I'm sorry, that was a headmaster, so everyone has to do things they don't like sometimes for Headmistress. I told her perhaps you do not wish to fly but that does not mean you should not still get something out of the class. Give me a moment to first was so good. I can differentiate between my huge voice and my perfect my head of house voice right now okay. Okay, so off she went to her first flying lesson. She actually made it all the way to the Quidditch pitch before so I'm Griffin door first year is pointed out that she had forgotten to clean the soil off her ropes. She had spent the morning in the greenhouses again, spying on what the fifth year students were working on, which was far more interesting than what they gave the first years. She lined up with the other students all standing next to the brooms they were going to learn to use to fly. She couldn't even take in what the professor was saying to them because she knows the girl standing across from her that couldn't have looked more different. She was particularly bouncing up and down on the balls of her feet like she couldn't wait to get started when this girl noticed for Noma, staring across at her panola blushed and looked away at once. This girl was obviously the sporty type. Obviously, very, very, very pretty. Girls like that. never noticed her. And if they did, they never had anything nice to say. All right, she heard the professor say mom

I love you.

Struggling to pick hers up out of nerves which made the other students around her start laughing. She couldn't help looking at for the girl across her the one who had winked. She wasn't laughing. She just stood there with her broom looking like she might just shoot straight up in the air if the professor didn't invite them to get flying soon. When I go to three, kick off from the ground, hover a few seconds and then touch back down. He said the professor Oh my God,

then one through three professors smoker

packs this morning. I mean, if you're outside teaching class, you can kind of get away with a little bit more leeway. Most of the students did as they were told they kicked off from the ground and just hovered there. But no I tried to kick off but nothing was happening. It was if The broom didn't help. Oh, didn't think she was ready when the Golden Eye girl saw the sea touch back down offered to help this cause everyone in the class to start laughing again. Embarrassed panola kicked off from the ground so hard her broom shut up in the air. And then when sorry, off the ground without her leaving her backside in front of the whole class. Oh my god. Great visual there. But, Oh, whoops.

Whoopsie Daisy, is a real challenge to write slapstick comedy. Well, that was expertly done. Well, well,

we we keep telling Jeff that he's a very good writer. Yeah. Okay, so But no, it was a shame that now that she took so much shame now that she took off running towards the forest. It wasn't her fault. She hated fly. She actually thought for one moment that it was going to work out if that girl when that girl winked at her.

Oh, well. I don't care if they're thrown me out of Hogwarts suite. And never going back to that class and never getting on a broom again. would not be a shame.

A voice behind her said she turned around and there was the same girl from before.

No, no segue.

What are you doing here?

Ask for Noah. You read off, so I want to make sure you okay. The girl said.

I'm. I'm fine.

For no mulighed it wouldn't be if I fallen off in front of everyone like that, said the girl.

like you'd ever fall off your broom. But never snap back. I saw how eager you were to get up in the air.

To her surprise the girl actually blushed a little bit. You noticed it's too much. It's too fluffy. Heard. You

noticed a biggest line. So good. I'm so happy about this.

Okay,

of course. Yeah,

of course I did. Set the Noma.

How could I miss it? You were the only one in the class that couldn't stand still while the professor was talking.

The girl blast even harder and turn to hide her face.

I didn't think didn't think what?

Espanola girl took a deep breath. I didn't think anyone would notice but nobody ever really just be up there.

It's actually took a deep breath and I thought assuming

sprout.

How could anyone not notice you? Espanola. I mean, you're so but she

stopped and started blushing herself. The two girls stood there not sure who should speak next. I'm Rhonda says the girl

from Pomona sprout.

sprout, said rolanda with the sight laugh, and she tried quickly to hide.

Yeah, yeah, I know.

Said panola

It's a big joke, isn't it? The plant girl has a plant name. Isn't it stupid?

She was used to people poking fun at her name. rolanda looks worried. No, no, I'm sorry. She's like quickly. I didn't mean to make fun of you. It's just I thought it's well, kinda cute. But no, I had no idea what to make of this. Nobody had ever used that word to describe her not even her own family. Wow. She said

stop right. have never cooked so much has called her cute and she's in first year now so she's serious childhood trauma. Okay, now

I'm here for it.

He'll this drama. Oh, boy. Okay. Ah, they were agrodome family. She certainly thought this the same about the girl were a lot of hooch. It never occurred to her that the feeling could be mutual. They stood there looking at each other, not really sure how much time had passed. A sudden understanding seemed to have started between them. Neither of them knew what it was like to have a real friend. Neither of them knew how it felt like to be seen in a good way until now,

the moment you

took a deep breath and then started

Okay, she managed to stay on the air a little bit longer this time at least she was able to stay on long enough to touch back down on the ground without falling on in front of her wife, though she did land with a bit of a thud and that was just audible from a few feet away. Mind if I asked you something? said rolanda. I suppose not. supernova. You've spent your whole life hating being up in the air on brooms. The only reason you ever come to quitting credit smashes besides Hufflepuff is because I asked you too. So Why the sudden interest in flying panola ass trying to sound curious rather than judgmental. But normal consider this before answering.

You know what next week is our anniversary

federal law. Oh, right. stepanova

30 years we've known each other and 20 years since we were married.

Oh my god. Hi. Remember several Lada? But, but what does that have to do with the flying? But no one was nervous in answering.

Well, I wanted this to be a surprise for you. But I was going to get you to come out here. Then asked the Hufflepuff Quidditch team to fly onto the field with a banner saying Happy Anniversary while I flew in and managed to score a goal with the quavo I know.

This is how you do it.

My heart I hurt my chest. You know that like you know that there's varieties of the meme that it's like reading spot in public and you're just like normal and then it's like fluff in public and you're just like blushing in my mind. This is stupid. How

can I know?

I know I'm proficient at flying. But I thought it meant so much to you that I could make it part of your surprise. Oh Jesus.

rolanda did start to laugh. Now. At first, Flo was worried that she had come with a bad up with a bad plan. Then rolanda started removing her gloves showing several small cuts and minor bite marks on her hands, which were covered in dirt.

Where on earth did you get those? No Wait. Where on earth? Did those come from?

supernova and shock? Well, I think we must have been on the same basic plan. I've been thinking about how much he tried to tutor me in herbology. But we were studying for hours and newts and yet I still managed to get a pee. I was always disappointed that you work so hard to help me. I know and I never got there. So I've been practicing with the plants and greenhouse three

human juking

Noma ma no I even got your students give me pointers to help me Hi my project. You should see how my living toadstools are coming on.

Coming on

Aspen Nova skeptically can't even get them to hop now one leap and they both started to laugh they're looking at each other just like they had done when they met the way they always seem to end up standing there looking at each other never judging never disappointed. Always. Oh my god. Oh. Oh my God.

That was amazing. That is their origin story. That was so good. Oh my gosh, I

may I suggest a round of applause for Jeff.

I hit my mic to do that.

Okay, we are eagerly awaiting for chapter two. So

some cute little couples together.

Oh my gosh, I can't and I mean it was just it was perfect how the the flashback to them first thing and the fact that like they both are awkward in their own ways, and they're both self conscious of that. And of course they see each other in a way that like, what they think is weird and different is what the other person finds endearing or like attractive and it's like What draws them to each other? Oh Mike Yeah, we freakin banner I made a Quidditch team not only am I gonna fly for you baby I am going to fly up there and I'm going to make a goal but of course I picture it like imagine if she didn't find out and like the whole thing like poor or sprout would like go it would just go whoo and you also picture like what is it of course this wouldn't be realistic but I picture the instances where like someone can't do something so like oh I'm gonna like I'm gonna score a basket or something like a little kid and so like the parent picks up the kid and is like

they have like a practice set of rings that are on the ground that are like as high as like a basketball hoop I could imagine who's coming up behind throughout being like okay like the practice in the on the ground practice.

Excellent visual bit for our listeners it was it was just mind scoring through the practice oops. patreon subscriber, you'll get the video of that. as well. My favorite line from the whole thing was, maybe it had something to do with it, how it was delivered, but it was, she was obviously a sporty girl. And that's what that's what I pictured huge in like a full, like lycra thing going on, you know? just you know, she's got her leg warmers on and she's about to pump the music.

She's definitely wearing like neon colors and a headband. She's definitely wearing a headband and sweatbands Oh, yes, she and I'm a sporty girl.

What's the time period when they would be like, I guess like, I don't know, in general, like when they would be first years.

So we're saying, oh, let me look and see what their birthdays are. Yeah, they tell us Yeah, I was gonna say if it'll give me a birthday for either one of them. I don't I have a feeling who won't get it. So I already

know. What sprouts birthday is it's it's May the 15th but it never specifies a year with with hooch. It's I think she was born in 1912 but it never specifies when so it's weird. So so then

it would be what 1223 would be when they would be

they'd be like first year yeah. Oh, so no, no 80s montage Oh

yeah, no, no 70s to 80s

can still happen in my head? I mean,

I feel like they still had sweatbands

wizard fashion doesn't have to be adjacent to Muggle exactly they were well ahead of their time. Like

I could just imagine the happy wizard that invented spandex

so far look I can fit it over to my

fitted robes, but then it's like yeah, you gotta you're just like stretch it like imagine kids in classes just like

they're sitting there and they're not just like stretching out their shirt like this. But they're stretching out their pant legs like everyone's like Johnny I can see your underwear. He's like oh my God, my dad invented spandex.

Hi, my name is Johnny spunding.

Son of the inventor of Spanish common knowledge.

I love that so much sooner. I'm picturing the sort of the chocolate frog card

Johnny's fan if you guys ever get your hands on the Johnny frog card I really right yeah, literally chocolate from

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Oh, my God. But yes, I definitely she's a sporty girl. And I do feel like they're kind of coming. They're both like kind of misunderstood, in a way. Because being super into plants isn't really doesn't seem like in the wizarding world to be a very common or popular thing, per se. Yeah. And Quidditch is popular. But again, I feel like she's that. That's that sporty girl who had school was at track practice, or was at basketball practice, since they would show up at like, 5:30am. So they could shoot hoops before everyone got there. And then would stay after school and then do practice and then say after practice to she's just like, quit it just my life. And then she meets sprout, and then she's like, Oh, I love this movie.

Right? Yeah. And I love how when you meet somebody who you don't really have very many common or overlapping interests with them, you then fall into their enthusiasm for what they love. Yeah, so I could see them. I could see that sort of hybridizing between them. But as well as that, like you say, growing plants wouldn't be very popular in the in the wizarding world and you're right, but it shocks me because so few wizards seem to know healing magic, or muddy wizardry or whatever that's called. And surely that would be that would have a lot to do with the plants they use. Seeing as though the mandrakes literally saved the day in the seven in the second book.

How convenient but they're learning about it in their class.

Possibly

wonder if this will come back later. So

that exact thing, okay, sorry.

All right. So something that I've been thinking about is like you know, exploring this ship is like, so what if this was like a, like an like an au situation for fanfic where say nevel is like The Boy Who Lived you know, instead of Harry like, you know, see the like, I could have Yeah, either or, and say that Neville didn't have his grandma or like his parents were gone, and he had no one. What if hooch and sprout adopted novel?

Or it's fair to say you never has to be sorted into Hufflepuff? Because now I have had this discussion before. And I personally am of the camp that never probably should have been at Hufflepuff Yeah, there can be brave Hufflepuff Yes, definitely as much he I feel like he exemplifies a lot more of the Hufflepuff the primary half of often like stuff, and then has secondary Gryffindor behaviors as well. So yeah, I just I feel like in this au nevile if he is the chosen one, he is definitely sorted into Hufflepuff and then yes, he has adopted as a child of the hooch sprout family Yes, so he becomes nevels long bottoms. Which sprouts

well I guess food

long name very long.

If you say it the if you say speech long bottom it sounds vaguely rude so long, long just call me a speech.

And then on the venue you could also see then Neville actually also like Harry being the Quidditch star like he could be like super into plans for Mom, you know, for for sprout and then be really into Quidditch because who is really into it because I could see hooch being that parent who's like, I am into this so therefore you're into this you know what I

mean? Like your first broom when you turn to and then you start flying with my

wife. We're not about this whatsoever. Therefore, I made like I have you so that I have so

we have we flying time and then we have plant time in the mornings we have flying time and then the afternoons we have plant time

and luckily the whole sweet enough that he's like actually into it versus the kid like he might have that stint of like the 20 years where he's just like I don't you know own me and I This isn't my thing but then secretly he's like still has his plant collection in the dormitory and like he still like, you know, sneaks out early in the morning to like play flies broomstick like he just like, I'm going to spite them, but I still really love it so much.

I get Sorry, sorry. Oh no,

no, I was just gonna say it's canon as well, because it's established that Neville is a good dancer at that you will? And if hooch is also teaching, dancing, that would explain what how nevel got those mad skills?

Oh, my love it. Oh,

what we could say, Oh,

I was gonna say that if, if he was chosen as the chosen one, but then his grant like he lives with his family. And then some point between when he goes to Hogwarts, and when he's born, obviously he loses his family and his grad, that he would actually really love having all the extra attention and like actual love and not just slight sense of, like, disdain that he gets from

his grandma. Oh, yeah, grandma is so problematic. You know, I mean, it's just like she's all this like, your parents were are a certain way like, and they're, you know, you need all these expectations and even like his uncle, and it's a poor national,

a lot of window that.

I know. Yeah, let's throw it Yeah, exactly. Luckily, he bounced, like, What the Hell yeah.

He thought was such a, that's such a cheap throwaway line. But, uh, but you know, we really see the implications of stuff like that whenever the Bogut faces novel, and it's Snape. You just think it's saying something that the most traumatic influences in his life are established adults who should know better? So I really, I really do think that I now wholly support the AU where he's raised by competent guardians. Yes.

loving relationship. Yeah. And I can exemplify what a real relationship should look like. Because I feel like that's one of the things too that we don't really see too much of in that we don't really see like many relationships between adults and the wizard. Yeah, aside from like, the please with the with the wheezes, or, Oh, okay. I mean, they definitely, like bring out that stigma that was more of a thing during the 90s where Molly Weasley is like the nagging wife and Arthur's like the bumbling Yeah, feels bad. Yeah. Yeah. Which wouldn't really fly that well in a modern written book. But you know, it was written in the 90s. So it's just kind of of its time at this point. But the only other real relationships we see are between narcissa Malfoy and and Lucia Yeah, that's

right. That's a great representation.

Model great role models, like, let's just what we sacrifice our children for liberalism are all good, right? No questions there. Sounds good. And then we get the Dursleys who are clearly again playing into that trope of like, I'm the nagging wife right? I'm the husband right and they are definitely not a good

oiling the child and letting them get away with everything and it's just like, Oh my gosh,

like me nice to each other. Yeah, either. Like it's not even like they're like I love you. I love you so much. We hate you, Harry. They're like I just stay new. Yeah, they don't even like each other. Yeah, and

it's so bad that even Dumbledore who is a horrible human can see that can see that he's like, but the abuse you have inflicted upon this poor boy referring to Dudley is even worse. I left you here. Yeah, yeah. But he's like the thing of the abuse you've inflicted upon Dudley is even worse than what area? And I was just like, Well, yeah, that's actually right. Like, at the time when I when I was a kid, or however old I was reading that I was like, No, of course, Harry's been abused more. But you know, what are you talking about? But then you read it again, as an adult? And you're like, Yes, actually, over spoiling somebody to the point where they're absolutely convinced that they're perfect is deeply tied or damaging. Yeah, exactly. And I just think, yeah, you're right. There are very few competent adult role models in this world. So we need more of them. And I can actually see who's using the phrase as a parent. That sort of behavior won't fly.

Oh, that's so good. I imagine all the plants and flying ponds that they could utilize as parents are Just in general I feel like those along with the ship pods, they just there's so many so many good like platforms. Well that pods

do we think that's why sprout also says when Neville is in the Mandrake pass out from the mandrakes that she's much easier saying, Yeah, he's gonna be fine. Because it's her adoptive son.

He's fine. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. So every once in a while,

does the same she's like, no, yeah, come on. It's just a broken arm. It's

what kind of give them a little bit more leeway and why they kind of laxa days. Treated never like that.

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Once you know that there's a foundation of love there underneath it all. It's absolutely fine. I mean, it's, it's probably problematic. That huge doesn't know the simple spell to cure a broken arm magically. But, you know, we've established that she only took flying lessons

or know how to hold it properly. In the dang movie. She's like, yeah, it's broken. It's just like, it's just like that. What are you doing?

I think we've all learned that they need to teach medical like first like wizard birthday.

Medical period, like just having pomfrey. Like, where's her like, like an intern? You know what I mean? Like, where's the other? There

must be at least one kid asking if they can be a healer every

year. Exactly. Yeah, for sure.

I mean, just to be it because I work in a in a nursing home, which is like a medical field. Yeah, we have to be first aid certified, just like the basic American Medical associate, just like the basic one that literally any any Joe Schmo on the street can take right? I feel like that should just be a thing that they teach. Yes. Just like this is this is how you heal a cut. Yeah, this is how you, you swing your arm. Right? This is how you create a magical bandaid to stop the bleeding. Yeah, way before if someone can't get to you. You can at least put a bandaid on or like, summon something that can help you out. So that way you don't die. It chose enjoy.

It took me embarrassingly long embarrassingly long to realize that when Lockhart in the movie is like casting a spell, he's like broken arm amento like that's literally Oh yeah, it's like broke er.

I feel like it's very much of the same vein of the spell that Ron does in the first room. Yes. What is it something make the stupid brat right. It's like It's like how would that be a spell? like all the other spells that like IKEA it's like how Okay, like I just that sounds very fancy and Latin, right?

Right. Yes,

it's a put archy on mundo.

So not all the spells are Latin, right? Like oh, yeah, like I'm pretty sure that you know when Lupin is taking the class to go and walk to the bucket. And you see he sees Eve's stuffing chewing gum into a keyhole so he's like, this is a useful little spout. What do you want? And I'm like what

what do you want these

goes up his nostrils Did you specifically designed to spell and if so how are spells designed Hogwarts so yeah potentially designed spells to I don't know protect students psychologically from all the damage that's been done to them and

not have it be something that literally dices your enemies into like yeah, the only instance we see of like, quote unquote creation of spells is like state Yeah, wild one. Oh, do you know what I mean? Yeah, so I would

think that that would be a class I also imagine that like how Starbucks has the secret menu, there's a secret menu of spells and potions that people have created that's like written somewhere whatever their equivalent of Facebook or something there's like a hidden Facebook group that has like the secret spells that we've created and I'm sure some of them on there like really really really stupid they're like this is how you can grow a mustache on your friend well there's

like any wt like your final like exam or like almost like term paper, whatever is like designing a new like potions spell whatever, like in whatever. Like, I just think that that makes sense. Like that would be Wow, like who leaves Hogwarts and then goes into like, I'm gonna be a person who designed spells like, Is that even a thing or they're just like, Yeah, all these old people made these things and we're fine. Like we're good. We have everything we need.

There's definitely a spell that like makes a fart smell come out of your mouth. But you can like project across the road and be like Jim did it does Jim that's one of those black markets.

I mean we do. We do see some invented spells like Genie dosta bow.

Oh the bat bogey.

Yeah, yeah. Did you invent that? I don't think

so, because Slughorn is like oh I saw a girl do a really good bat bogey heck so obviously he knew what it was

okay, but at least with the Western marauders, you see that they are having at least some that they are that they keep practicing on on Snape and

yeah, which were his they weren't they were Snape spells like lovey corpuses napes and then they took it over and used it on him all the time, which was great. Yeah, so, but oh, what was I gonna ask? Okay, so when so of course say first year they meet and become friends one would assume at 11 they didn't become girlfriends. They were just like, oh, they liked each other and probably didn't really understand their feelings too well for one another. When so given

it's the 1920s too, so it's not it's not

the 1920s they're just like hey, yeah, when do you were

like kids are like 11 here they're like yeah, I know what bisexual gender fluid and things like that. Like if you're not marrying a woman or man and you're not the opposite gender who you think you are?

Congratulations your career is spinster.

Wow if that someone voice came like two that came to be like that like from above? And I would be like yes. Okay,

cool. So my question is When do you think they would confess and who would confess first and like how did they how would they do it? Like what do you think?

I think I proud would be the first one that lets it slip interesting because she seems more the hard tier one you know like that the feelings are just coming out of her Yeah, yeah,

honestly feelings on this Yeah, very helpful puppy. You know what I mean? Yeah.

I feel like she would take rolanda aside and be like, hey, I want to share something with you and she like I see the way that you look at me I know the way that I look at you. Yeah, everyone would be like feelings. We have to talk about feelings.

And then it's counted the only way she can describe how she's feeling is if she counters it in flying metaphor. So it's like you make by heart so

yes, when I see you It's like putting a hole through the goalposts or catching the Golden Snitch the game pass Oh my gosh. Your keeper to me

I could also see sprout like same thing like I could see if it was like an accident like I could see her just being like that something happened or hooch does something and it could just spilled out like her just saying I love you like it just like spills out you know that moment we're just like oh my gosh, I love you and then it's like at first might be like and then she might be like in a panic like totally as a friend

who just like doesn't have to be as a friend right?

Exactly. And then sprouts like no

yeah, and they kiss and it's really cute

I know for sure because I definitely could see sprout continuing to be like insecure like either like because hooge is like the sporty girl she has to have a bunch of guy friends if you think about it it's kind of like you know even Jenny even though she dates a bunch of people like she has a bunch of like more guy friends like it's really just her mind he ish is kind of her friend but a man Lunas kind of adjacent but I could see you're having a bunch of guy friends and sprout feeling super insecure like and she might even be the only girlfriend but in all honesty, it's because who just like you're the only girl for me. You're the only one that I need and it's just like, oh just it's so cute. But you know, have to have some drama in school like it's a

little bit of drama. I feel like they would definitely keep their relationship probably pretty close to like either the end of Yeah, Hogwarts or afterwards, just because that time frame generally speaking, isn't very forgiving to LGBTQ people.

Or even just like public, you know, displays of affection in general. I'm sure Everett like I could see of the times like no holding hands like noted or whatever. But then also Oh, yeah, that was

in the 20s to where they had like the ban on alcohol and stuff like that. So I'm sure that there was

at but at the same time, like don't show affection. We don't want to know who's was who but as soon as you graduate, you're getting married. Okay, nothing, nothing,

nothing. Every

everything sounds

like totally affection this characters that then get married immediately after they graduate. Oh, I can think of that particular children's author that espouses those views in the 1990s

anyone read the epilogue of Harry Potter right anyone

read it and then immediately forgot it like that like somebody else is the secret keeper for that knowledge so it's not it's not relevant

okay good as long as it's locked up somewhere I don't really care what happens to it but as long as it's like yeah accessible fine

yeah I don't know if this is too rude and if it is you can absolutely cut this out but I do think that one of them would at least refer to the other one as their golden snatch.

Oh I like that Yeah, well of

course which would say that probably because it would like she would use like kind of those like puns for whatever Yeah, so then what would sprout like say and like what's planned Oh my god. Okay now just like

there'll be a lot of

no not again oh wow

not not there wouldn't be as many we we had a brief little thing and what our podcast before we talked about the relationship between sprout and Snape and how the potions vials were very large and there were lots of plants and things going into them you

know like don't mention that we were we were talking

I need I need the episode number yes

it's I had to cut it down to keep it clean because we have a clean podcast that's true in our in our bloopers, but I can see if I can find it and send it to you.

Obviously ours is not so talk about whatever. Plants very deep.

Lots of people soiling themselves it's all fine. It's all good.

Yeah. Oh wow. There's so many. I feel like there's just so many so much potential there's just so much potential here. And I just imagine their wedding is just like it's Quidditch theme. It's also plant themed and everything is a pod. Just like every like you go to the tables and everything is a pod and just I feel like I feel like sprout would make the decorations for their wedding on the most part she do a lot of like handmade decorations. She would obviously outsource the Hufflepuff house to help her because they would be more than willing to do crafts we love to do

yes,

we would absolutely love to do crafts for our favorite professors wedding and who would be like well, we have to include some Quidditch items and then we probably have like a there definitely be a show a broom show in the middle.

Okay, so did you did you guys ever watch? What was it Don Bluth? Thumbelina like yeah animated movie

Oh a very long time okay

so but when she and the prince get married or whatever she has like he has his be friend that he flies around on so it's a very picturing like cuz she gets on and she's all like, trying to grab hold of him and they like buzz away and she's terrified so I picture they're like, just married like we're married and leaving for their honeymoon who just like comes up with the broom and sprouts like you've got to be kidding me and like just get on it just terrified screaming as they fly.

Now do we imagine that either of them are wearing dresses? Or are they both wearing pants suits? Because I feel like who is definitely wearing a pantsuit for sure. Like there's no way I feel like brown might wear a dress but then again I could see her really rocking a pant yeah

two on one on one hand I see it as like because of course we talked about how like maybe sprout has kind of like some like insecurities as far as like how she looks it's like for some people their wedding day is that one day they feel like a princess or like feel beautiful. Oh I also could having like having her moments of just being her most feminine self and then afterwards literally taking it off and putting on her work gloves and like you know what I mean? Like that's just kind of what I what I picture but 100% which is just is definitely in a pantsuit

Mel Isabella's gonna not like this too much when I was just imagining what you aware on her wedding night and he was just wearing like a like an underwear set that's like kind of Lacy but it's made out of her apron that she wears into The

canvas or literally is wearing the apron button

in the boots

leave the boots on

Oh Mel's over here like

I am crying since already from laughing for the listeners don't see the video

and then you never cast again

Giuliana it's like me me me me I'll be back

hi hi hello I

I definitely have to after the after we are done I have to recover for a week from the facemask is hurting because we have been laughing all this way through you can really feel it already.

Oh oh my goodness love laughter is definitely our love language you know you're all about the girl about the love and spreading the positivity and laughter is that love language that we do well i think it's just we just I mean I yeah being silly with these characters and that there's something so wholesome in that like who doesn't want to picture sprouts lingerie? Right? I

mean I I feel like she could probably produce your own lie of lingerie, and then we could follow it up with Madame hooches line of lingerie that's Quidditch themed and I imagine she has like a like a bra that looks like a set of goggles like you know and the underwear have two little brooms on them is like from room

to design this I need like a for a drawing of this lingerie line the crucial Andre

yeah exactly we have our plant themed and then oh my gosh oh my goodness. So something that I think about with these two of course because like I mean kind of like you said we don't see many relationships but when I look at like Madame pomfrey like poppy I could see the three of them together to like ice you know like poppy it's funny because then poppy is like the obviously the healer and whatever and like whenever hooch gets hurt or does something reckless and of course poppies like Gosh darn it like

you are getting

ugly like why are you doing back here whatever and I just think that that's like kind of a cute like like none of the students know but it's like obviously like all they're like oh yeah worth worth the three of us are together and maybe they don't know and it's like well yeah we don't they don't need to know like we don't need to you know explain ourselves or anything like that

otherwise without a yes right. They still are still Sister Wives because their wives

their wives I do I have to ask you guys now because all three of them are very strong headed women.

Yes.

How do you think this would really work?

off the other I think that's where I think we get into trouble with the three of them being together, because I feel like with sprout she's very strong headed, but she also is like kind of soft on the inside. Yeah, that's what

she would be a compromiser. I feel like she would have her opinion she would make her opinion known, but then she probably would be the one to like like Hey,

guys, come on. We

got to be a mediator. It's the Hufflepuff Enos like she's like she's still Yeah. You know, at the end of the day, she's gonna want everyone to be happy. So yeah, but no, that's so true. Because it's like yeah, Poppy is definitely like this is she rules the hospital weighing and everything goes a certain way. And if you don't listen to her, like you're, you're in trouble and it's very clear. No time for nonsense. Yeah, I

actually it's funny I actually see her being more romantically flexible. Because she has to be so controlled in her professional life, that then when she has a chance to let her hair down literally out of that heart, you know, she could she can really let loose and just be free to be herself more. So I actually think you know, this persona she puts out of being the, the bustling matron is it's like purely a professional thing. And then as soon as she is you know, she can leave the day job behind. She's actually a lot more loving and metric because we don't really see her personality developed much through the books. I mean, she's literally just there to to complain about how many injuries she's having to treat, but I think But yeah really? yes

is a valid complaint exactly especially here it's like cash started hairy serious How many times do I need to see you I know what your scar looks like alright no

oh not you as soon as her shift is over she takes off the hat and her hair fics

for sure yes oh it's so luscious like a L'Oreal

moment you know and then she strats

what is more strict music? What is that piece of music that plays for her slow motion walk

Oh gosh, I have no idea I'm so bad

yeah cuz we did this with Ron and he Yeah, you had your Yeah, he had Canada for a while I

did I did I had Kinzie had come in and she was walking into the great hole with moving in stereo by the cars. And I I don't know about Pumphrey because because I sort of feel like she could maybe be deceptive like she could maybe be into like metal and rock like

say like I feel like

wow oh so good. Oh my goodness.

I can definitely see her at night rocking like some combat boots and a studded belt and a tight black tank top and some tight black skinny jeans yes like Yeah Come at me

yes especially when you have yeah when you have a uniform to have to wear at work and then it's like you go like people and it's almost like say you go somewhere and people don't recognize you because you're literally nothing like anyone would imagine because it's like oh my pink hairs covered covered by a hat because no one can

we know what color right because I yeah, I think she definitely needs yes

yes

I bet she has some naughty tattoos hidden away also

oh yeah it's like the long robes even like has some like sanitized gloves and the hat and stuff like it's all very liberal conservative and but yeah, she gets home it's just like

like full arms full.

Yes.

And we're getting tattoos have to be able to like move around the body.

Right yeah,

so yeah, by the amount of magical creatures and colors and like I'm just I'm all about that I need to see that written in fact, I need to I need to have more of those visuals because I bet some people have definitely come up with those ideas. And if Yeah, if Yeah, Friday

calling you Hello.

Hello. Yes gnosis tickling right now he

because he and I are going to record our podcast later Oh yeah. So I will I will fully inform him that he is on the hook for more fanfiction

amazing. Yeah, cuz I just I need to know what her tattoos are. Is

there anything else we wanted to talk about about suit? That's why as soon as you sent that list, I was like, Oh, I think this fanfiction will set us off on the right foot.

Yeah, I think Yeah, the only thing I see was like what we think the last thing they bought each other for Valentine's Day was

Ah, I feel like Professor sprout probably got huge, the most up to date like broom. Add on thing that you can get like a broom accessory and she probably went to McGonagall and was asking McGonagall What's the what is like the newest thing that I can get for her

she doesn't always buy for herself. That's like the hardest thing with people who are passionate about whatever it's like they own the newest I know I'm like oh god like what do I get? Or like finding out like maybe she has an in with like someone who like is actually like a manufacturer or some wizard or witch that makes some of that stuff and like has just kind of put up maybe they know each other because of hooch. Like they go to like parties together or like knows them because of course who is just going to be rubbing elbows with all the Quidditch beeps and it's just like, hey, or comes up with an idea of a random thing and designs it specifically for her. Like maybe she has some sort of need that doesn't exist and she's like, could you design this thing? What do you think about it? And if and when you do, can I have one first like it? No me so cool.

Well in my head cannon, they definitely do have a tandem broom that is designed for them. They definitely can sit on the broom together because it doesn't matter that the sprout can't fly which is just like I'll take us together.

Right? What's like a tan on Mike the person in front is literally doing all the words.

Exactly. We're like don't even make you're just in the side or make you do this.

Oh I imagined though that there would be some kind of belt for sprouts so she doesn't fall to safety based on yeah something like that maybe

or a magical hovering charm or something that like helps like keep you balanced like maybe for like train or training brooms like if you do for like kids under 10 Yeah, and it's like, yeah, we're doing this before an adult.

We need to make this a little bit stronger. beef it up just a little bit.

Put the belt be made from a tiny little bit of Devil's snare.

Oh, nice and tight.

Definitely keeping you snug.

It would have to be nighttime though. It would just disintegrate. It would just like oh yeah.

charms that you can put on a broomstick to keep the rain off. So I assume that there are channels that you can keep the sun off a bit like an umbrella charm or something?

Probably I would hope so. That would be like really terrible if you're flying your broom and you're like above the clouds, and you couldn't find a way to shield the sun. That would be really

Yes, yes.

I imagine that like any professional person on a broom eventually has to figure out spells to be like keeping them protected from adverse weather conditions because they're not going to be like I read somewhere in

but no it's like it's the same thing like when they were trying to get Harry in the fifth book to the Order of the Phoenix and like Moody's like okay we got to go up and we got to go down we got to go left we got to go right and that it's really cold and there's like and talks it's just like moody oh my god we're freezing. They don't know like you know after that that's gonna be in demand. Like how the heck do we stay warm slash cold air conditioning and heat for broom travel? I mean, it has to be a thing.

Yeah, I mean, it's the equivalent of flying it is like being in a car. So I would assume that there's some kind of equivalent to air conditioning and heat right? You can't just go into the air if it's like 10 degrees outside to go even higher into the air where it gets even colder and expect that your organs are going to function correctly.

very worried about my vital organs right now.

I don't really think many of these wizards are worried about

now talking about organs so Now speaking of invaders, him and his squiggly spooge

I think that hooch would be getting some kind of very fancy gift basket for sprout Oh has some of her favorite food items that she loves some very exotic and rare plants that she's looking for. She would be flying all over the places to find it just for her. And then there would be a good brush to scrub and to good magical soap. She gets all the dirt out once a year for the anniversary

nursery bath

obviously sprout is not the one using your fingers unless he reaches into it

it could be it could be a kink that she's into you know

I should have seen that coming

you walked right into it

I think maybe we should we should change that to like maybe every day she uses this soap so that way we can

it's just a new one like she gets a new one that's not all like you know used to

but only but only because who just nagging her because sprout definitely will say but tomorrow they will be dirty again. Anyway, so yeah, what's the point?

Because you're gonna touch me. I don't want that at my Hee Haw. Thank you very much.

Exactly. I mean, it's a reasonable request.

She can wear gloves, maybe gloves, to be honest. Yeah. Does she ever take them off?

So she does. Okay, maybe she does have the really pristine hands. Anything who just one with calluses and stuff from like, you know, just like, yeah, yeah. Like which hands are better hands for sexy time.

Which are sprout listeners. Send us your vote.

Center us your fan art. Oh wow

I'm already crying

oh wow so is there anything else

I think I think we have gone everywhere where we didn't even expect to go literally

far we've gone waste we hit we hit a home run many home run

we have we have dealt with a ship Hundley

so well oh my gosh thank you so much for you guys coming on and talking about all of this Jeff always so much fun

it's been such an adventure but I love when can you come back this was phenomenal

right and who yeah now we have to figure out who's the yeah who's the next chip

that we would like to write a fanfic and have Jeff read a bit bigger talk about

or if we have a second chapter or a second chapter So Jeff get on to it exactly. We will be back Yeah, exactly.

So which parts

the gloves are off this time

but thank you for having us that was really fun. Oh yeah,

welcome Thank you. It was so much fun. So okay, what is it listers Jeff we need fanfiction listeners whose hands are better what do we need for people I tried to remember

the the the walk down music for oh

yes yes pop poppies

strutting strutting move remove hat what color hair

does she Yeah, yeah. Give us a full outfit description for her. I need a full

fanfiction lingerie fan art. Yes.

Oh yes. Oh, I specifically need a line of lingerie. lingerie from the house of spoon.

So definitely send your laundry art to Care of Magical Shippers Podcast g mail.com. And puff cast pottage. Mel Mel is like like no

I will answer those emails Thank you very much. If you label it lingerie, I will open it

for the next two weeks I will not look in

sexy times are you right

yes exactly for Giuliana sighs oh me Yes.

Oh my I'll take it i'd love it it'd be fabulous.

Okay, so I'm trying to think okay Nathan next time actually I did a poll. I did a poll again like I do when I get

Yeah, I saw that you did a poll in the discord Yeah.

Okay, so the next ship that we're gonna do general is Bella myeni nice Bellatrix and her myeni

Really?

Oh ha Oh that'll

be wild

which obviously is super cursed I mean obviously extreme Yeah, but it's really popular and obviously there are reasons for it and we're gonna find out why

we can already pretty much educated guess at why shift is so popular.

Oh yes definitely it's not

nothing to do with thigh high boots and frizzy

certain dominatrix persona

Exactly. Exactly. Might be a little bit tense might be a little bit cursed we will see what happens

you better whipped out into shape that and get yourselves ready for next episode.

So once again, thank you for coming on and we're so excited to share this with everybody and yeah, thank you Jeff. Thank you so much so so yeah,

we'll have Jeff get that fanfic up on one of the sample servers and we'll we'll let everyone know similar where it is located. So if you want to read it for yourself, minus the voices, or you can do them yourself. We'll find a way to get there and if you want to find us, you can find us over at podcast pod anywhere any on over socials and anywhere you listen to podcast. If you want more of this craziness,

just in a clean way

we're a little bit more kid friendly.

We have good magical soap over here.

We are strong so now likes to wash my mouth out with the soap sometimes.

I scrub everyone first and then we start podcasting.

And if you want to hear more about golden snatches, come listen to us. We all feel everything that is deemed too dirty for your friends over at podcast yeah yeah

all the shots we'll send them over to you

if they ever invite us on we're gonna have to be so well but hey

well this picks it well pick something that I was gonna say well pick something that you can't really turn like smarty but there's really not it's not possible

it's we love to do it but I promise we can be well behaved but just for short bursts

otherwise I am ghosting you yeah i'm quoting you out because that's the thing we do if there is some kind of curse you are going to sound like go

Okay, is that bad?

If you say something somebody she'll cut you out and put you with my Snape whole potions via conversation

as well. I don't know I don't really know whether I want to be near any snake holes but I'm also going to

know the whole searcher sprouts those are sprouts holes with Snape smiles.

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Well, well, I mean, set a home recently on brand for us.

I know. That's where you hit landing you find.

There you go. London. Alright, goodness. While you're waiting

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