This is episode nine of the Ask Dad Labs podcast recorded on April 29 2021. It's simple you ask questions and dad's answer. When we need actual answers, we find the experts. Today we have clay from Austin, Texas. He has kids in high school in college and one in the Coast Guard. And we have Nick from Louisville, Kentucky, his two kids age six and 13. And I'm bad. I'm in the Detroit River, just south of Detroit, Michigan. My boys are 11 and just turned 13. Let's get to the show. Do you guys know how hamburgers wear their hair?